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Review: Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!
At a Glance
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How to Save and Pause:There is an autosave, but you can save manually by using the menu brought up by either pressing ESC or clicking on the settings icon. To pause the game, use the games speed control at the top of the screen. Time needed per session:Youll need to give yourself plenty of time to play this game, as most of it will be spent waiting for everyone to finish their assignments.
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Does this game pose issues for Christian players?
 | Some players may have concerns While the main focus of the game is creating weaponry of all sorts, you never actually use them or witness them being used. At most, customers comment on their effectiveness when they provide feedback. More serious issues revolve around references to various deities, magic, and the occasional mildly suggestive outfit. |
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Game Overview
Holy Potatoes! A Weapon shop?! would be a typical time management game if it werent for the large amount of pop culture references and heavy focus on jokes centered around a certain starchy vegetable. Hardly anything in this game is taken seriously, and this sense of surreal humor gives the games world a playful charm. Even when you screw up and botch a job, its hard to feel frustrated or actually bothered by it.
As youd expect from the genre, this game revolves around managing your weapon shop. You oversee just about everything, from which jobs to take, to which weaponsmiths run which pieces of equipment, to what gets researched and when your potatodog gets fed. Along the way, youll need to hire and train various weaponsmiths, as every character in the game has different abilities and amounts of potential. Some care needs to be taken though; crafting masterpieces takes a lot out of a potato, so youll need to ensure the shop is comfortable and that your smiths get enough vacation time to keep them motivated.
But, not quite everything that happens is a good thing. Every so often some event will occur, and these can range from a blessing from a smithing god to an earthquake or even a full on zombie potato apocalypse. When these events happen, the quality of the weapons youre making is dramatically altered. Bad events lower the weapons quality, making it less valuable and perhaps even ruining a customers order. Good events do the opposite, but tend to have less of a direct impact. And behind it all is a sinister plot concocted by an evil masterspud, who is quietly using you to gain influence and take over the world.
Overall, this is a fun little feel good timewaster, and casual gamers will probably enjoy the time they spend watching their potatoes dance away the hours.
As youd expect from the genre, this game revolves around managing your weapon shop. You oversee just about everything, from which jobs to take, to which weaponsmiths run which pieces of equipment, to what gets researched and when your potatodog gets fed. Along the way, youll need to hire and train various weaponsmiths, as every character in the game has different abilities and amounts of potential. Some care needs to be taken though; crafting masterpieces takes a lot out of a potato, so youll need to ensure the shop is comfortable and that your smiths get enough vacation time to keep them motivated.
But, not quite everything that happens is a good thing. Every so often some event will occur, and these can range from a blessing from a smithing god to an earthquake or even a full on zombie potato apocalypse. When these events happen, the quality of the weapons youre making is dramatically altered. Bad events lower the weapons quality, making it less valuable and perhaps even ruining a customers order. Good events do the opposite, but tend to have less of a direct impact. And behind it all is a sinister plot concocted by an evil masterspud, who is quietly using you to gain influence and take over the world.
Overall, this is a fun little feel good timewaster, and casual gamers will probably enjoy the time they spend watching their potatoes dance away the hours.
Points of Interest
Lots of puns and silliness
Just about everything is some sort of potato related pun or reference. For example, the games currency is $tarch, zombie hoards are on full-carbohydrate diets, and even the guest stars like Luke Spudwalker are up to their many eyes in jokes.
Many weapons to discover and create
In order to be a competitive business, youll occasionally need to send some of your smiths into the wilderness to find relics and rare ingredients. By performing research on these various relics, youll discover a huge number of possible weapon recipes. Its important to stay up to date on these, as your customers have preferences regarding what types of weapons they like, and theyll pay more for their favorites. Also, better recipes naturally result in stronger (and thus more profitable) weapons.
Steam community features
Both achievements and Steam trading cards are up for grabs in this title. Many of the achievements are based around simple quantities (such as crafting 50 swords), but earning the trickier ones requires a bit of strategy. Each area of the game features a few guest stars and legendary smiths. Finding both can be tricky, but youll get an achievement for each special potato you meet.
Quiet and relaxing
With so much craziness going on in the world today, its great to find a place where you can just chill for a while. Theres even a control at the top of the screen that allows you to control just how quickly time passes (or if it passes at all).
Limited gameplay
While there are many customers to serve, weapons to craft, things to find, and smiths to hire, the gameplay itself is fairly repetitive. Once youve unlocked enchanting, youll have done everything at least once. The rest of the game consists of doing it over again until the story ends or you grow bored and move on to another game. This isnt going to sit well with a lot of players, as theres little for them to actually do.
Lots of in-jokes
Unfortunately, many (if not most) of the jokes in this game are references to other popular games or modern pop culture. If you dont spend much time playing AAA games or arent familiar with gaming culture, these references are just weird rather than funny.
Concerns and Issues
Gods and goddesses
As you run your shop, you will be encountering some gods sooner or later. For example, one of the random events has your shop blessed by a smithing god. The DLC expansion, Journey to Olympus, is more direct about this, as its based around Greek and Roman mythology.
Some potatoes are suggestively dressed
That was a line I never thought Id read, let alone write. But its actually true. While everybody is a potato person, the women have two bumps on their front. This is one way to tell which gender a potato is supposed to be, but mostly it allows the women to have cleavage when they wear long necked shirts. Some of the spudettes wear more revealing outfits, but some of the guys are also a little under dressed. Granted, forges are hot enough to bake a potato, but is a loincloth really enough?
You craft magical weapons
One of the four qualities each weapon possesses is Magic. This trait is especially important for wands, staffs, and swords. Each weapon may also be enchanted using a magical ingredient, and its often a good idea to do this. After all, enchanted weapons bring in better profits!
Potentially questionable characters
Some of your clients are a little on the questionable side. They include warlocks, witch doctors, assassins, thieves and other less than moral potatoes. This isnt terribly surprising, considering youll find clients living in areas like the City of Everything Evil.
A few of the pop culture references are a bit concerning as well, such as smiths who are based on characters from Breaking Bad and South Park.
A few of the pop culture references are a bit concerning as well, such as smiths who are based on characters from Breaking Bad and South Park.
Poop jokes
Evidently potatodogs are renowned for their utility as fertilizer dispensers, and there are a few scenes that include references to this. In fact, getting your potatodog housebroken is a feature thats unlocked as you progress in the story.