Review: Toaster Jam

At a Glance

ESRB Rating: NR - Not Rated
My Rating: Everyone
Genre: Arcade / Other
License: Commercial
Fun-O-Meter:
Release Year: 2018
Review Published On: September 7th, 2022
Played on: Thaddeus

Available on:

Windows

Available from:

Itch.io
Steam

Areas of Concern:
  • Very mild violence


How to Save and Pause:

Your statistics are recorded as you play. While there is no progression in the general sense, once youve reached a level, it becomes selectable in the main menu.

That said, this isnt a game you want to pause; instead, just wait to start a level or quit the game if you need a break.

Time needed per session:

None of the levels take more than a minute or so to clear, so this game can easily fit into anybodys schedule.

Does this game pose issues for Christian players?

No - this is a great game for Christians
The most offensive thing youll find in this game is the disappointed look your toaster will give you when it collides with an obstacle.

Screenshots

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Behold: the power of coffee

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Burger time

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Getting jammed into a fork



Game Overview

Some time ago, I skimmed through the cheap games on Steam to see if I could spot anything that looked like it might be a hidden gem. Toaster Jam was one of the games I picked up that day, and I was correct - its a fun little indie game that could use some extra exposure.

Each level in this game is an obstacle course, with a slice of golden brown toast marking the goal. The trick is, you dont exactly steer your toaster. Instead, youll fling it somewhere, hoping that gravity and items in the level will conspire to move it along in the right direction. To start flinging the toaster, hold the left mouse button and move the mouse cursor to aim. Time will slow down to give you more of a chance at aiming, and once you release the mouse button, the toaster will jump in the desired direction.

Of course, theres a catch to this. Slowing down time and jumping require energy. The longer you take to aim, the more energy youll lose per jump. If you completely run out of energy, the level ends and youll need to try again. Collecting darker piece of toast will restore your energy, making them waypoints in longer levels.

As important as toast is, its not the only thing youll encounter. Youll also find cans of jam and cups of coffee placed in many of the levels. Both of these help you move around a little more easily. Collecting jam sends your toaster flying in the direction the can was facing, while coffee pauses the action, allowing you to plan the next jump without danger or a time limit.

Aside from toast, coffee, and jam, most of the things youll come across are either hazards to be avoided or obstacles to work around. Forks and spiked doughnuts will hurt the toaster if they touch it, forcing you to retry the level. Locks need a key to open, and you can use portals to instantly send your toaster to another part of the level.

Overall, this is a nice, challenging game that doesnt promise more than it can deliver. On the downside, its a tad short, which means a skilled player can finish it in a single afternoon. Still, its polished enough that Id recommend giving it a try.

Points of Interest

Many toasters to try

When you initially start the game, youll only be able to use the default toaster design. As you play, new toasters will be unlocked, allowing you to customize your experience. There are a total of sixteen designs to choose between, though none of them actually give you any special benefits.

In game level editor

Players can design their own levels and share them via the Steam Workshop. Custom levels youve made or downloaded will also show up in the games level menu, making it easy to continue your crumbly adventures once youve finished the main game.

Endless challenges

In addition to the standard and custom levels, there are also three endless challenges. These levels never end; you just continue jumping from bread to bread in an attempt to reach a high score. The challenges are also ranked by difficulty. Before you can try the next tier, you must prove your ability by getting a good score in the current one.

Steam Community Features

There are twenty one achievements to earn while youre making toast. None of them are particularly inspired, as they all have to do with completing a given number of levels or doing something repetitively.

This game also comes with a set of Steam trading cards.

A tad short

At first glance, the fact that this game comes with forty levels sounds like itll take hours to complete. Unfortunately, most of these levels are fairly small, and youll probably be done with the game within three hours. The developer has promised to continue adding new levels, so hopefully things will improve in the future.

Concerns and Issues

Nothing to really worry about

Although its possible to injure your toaster by letting it touch level hazards, this only makes the toaster look surprised and unhappy. Theres no real violence or any objectionable content in this silly little game.